Critter Notices
Expanding Critters - Feedback Wanted
I've long planned to offer workshopping in more genres, both writing and in other creative areas. But there are lots of options how to do that... so I'd appreciate your thoughts. Please share your thoughts here, so I can keep them in one place. Thanks!
Notices Layout
So, lookie, I've moved the notices over here because of popular demand. Hope you like. Don't forget to look at them though!
Free Ads for Your Stuff
Many Critterfolk have asked if they could advertise their books, stories, etc. on Critters. I know how important it is to get the word out — and how hard that is — so I decided heck, let's try it as a benefit of active membership. Read more...
The State of The Future?
What are your thoughts about the future (as in, "The Future")? Is the future healthy or are people burned out on it? Share your thoughts...
Ebook Pricing
The e-book pricing survey results are in! Read more...
As a result I'm doing an experiment to test the variable pricing, "Pay As You Like It" model. Read more...
Vote for Your Favorites!
I've launched a poll / reading list for your all-time favorite books, short stories, poems, poets, & authors, in each genre. Please vote and share the link. The more votes the better the scoring gets. Vote here...
Wishes for the Future
What do you want the future to hold? World peace? Self-driving cars? Share your dreams of the future, big or small, on the Wishes for the Future forum. What would you love to see? (It's part of my NewNewForum.com site. Meant to be fun, and it's anonymous, so don't be shy!)
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PublishAmerica Sting
Would they publish the worst book ever written?
To dispel PublishAmerica's statements that they are a "traditional publisher" and claims that they inspect submitted books for quality like a true traditional publisher does, such as--
a collection of SFWA authors (and, ahem, non-authors) concocted to write a very poorly written book. Under "direction" of James D. Macdonald, each author was given minimal information from which to write a chapter (with no idea of the chapter's location in the book, time of year, background of the characters, what the plot was, etc.), and encouraged to write poorly. It's a truly awful book, a serious contender for Absolute Worst Book Ever Written. The result was submitted "for review" by PublishAmerica to see if "has what this book publisher is looking for." It did. :-) PublishAmerica offered a contract.
PublishAmerica will publish any work, regardless of quality, despite
their claims.
Here's the book, "Atlanta Nights" by "Travis Tea" (say the author's name quickly...) Be aware, as Allen Steele has said, "A note of caution: reading this thing may cause temporary brain damage." :-)
- The manuscript itself (PDF)
- The acceptance letter from PublishAmerica (PDF)
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The contract offered by PublishAmerica (PDF)
Other links of interest:
- TravisTea.com - Travis's official web site
- The press release at PRweb
- Purchase a print copy via LuLu.com (a Print On Demand publisher that doesn't pretend to be otherwise; the book may prove useful to you as a doorstop, or as a teaching aide, illustrating the worst writing mistakes professional authors could concoct; proceeds from sales go to SFWA's Emergency Medical Fund)
- Free ebook edition from Embiid.com
- Read some of the blurbs
(Some of the authors and others have contrived humorous blurbs to describe
how bad it is without specifically saying it's bad... :-)
Tip to aspiring authors: Non-vanity publishers (Random House, etc.) pay authors substantial advances [payment in advance of publication, usually measured in thousands of dollars, typically calculated as the publisher's estimate of how much the book will sell and earn the author]. Vanity publishers do not pay authors significant advances (PublishAmerica pays $1 just so they can claim to pay an advance). Vanity presses pay at best only royalties, and usually collect sizable fees or other consideration. Publishers from which authors earn real money put their own publishing company's money at risk up front, to the extent of a great many thousands of dollars, and bear the responsibility to earn it back by selling the book for the author (and themselves). This is what differentiates the two types. Vanity presses do not put any of their own money at risk, and thus engage in no (or minimal) marketing to sell the authors books. Most authors of vanity presses are unable to market books in any significant quantity (beyond family and friends). They thus do not sell many copies -- studies of data from Xlibris and PublishAmerica suggest the average sales are under 100 copies total -- and authors make little or no money (and are out whatever fees or other consideration they paid).
Vanity presses and self-publishing may have value to you for projects where you have a captive audience and are able to tap it; established authors can profitably use such avenues to bring older works back into print, for example. The critical point is this: For ordinary books from new authors, do not expect to earn any money or build any readership from this path. You may even lose money. Do not believe claims to the contrary from outfits like PublishAmerica.
For more information on this topic, see www.WriterBeware.org
--Andrew Burt (author of chapter 11 and the software used to machine generate chapter 34 :-)
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